Our Festive Menu

Browse our festive eat in menu,  available from Wednesday 2nd December 2020.

Or view our takeaway menu available from our Kooky hatch.

Kooky Classics

Sourdough Toast
with Farmhouse Butter, Local Jam & Marmalade


Organic Oat Porridge
with winter berry compote, cinnamon & star anise


Kooky Eggs

Two Poached, Fried or Scrambled Organic Eggs on Buttered Sourdough Toast – (v)


Elevate your eggs

Beef Brisket with Chilli Chutney, Bacon, Sausage (£2.95 each)
Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Halloumi, Avocado (£1.50 each)

Buttermilk Pancakes

with Seasonal Fruit, Coconut Yoghurt & Maple Syrup – (v)


Buttermilk Pancakes
Crispy Unsmoked Bacon and Maple Syrup


Breakfast Brioche

your choice of Sausage or Bacon
(Add a Fried Egg – £1.50)


Kooky Brioche
Crispy Bacon, Smashed Avocado, Fried Egg, Chilli Chutney


The Full Nohmad

Award Winning Sausages, Back Bacon, Field Mushroom, Butter Beans, Hash Brown, Black Pudding, Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, Fried Eggs & Sourdough Toast


The Vegan Nohmad

Hash Browns, Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, Field Mushrooms, Avocado, Butter Beans & Sourdough Toast – (ve)


Sandwiches & Wraps

Brie & Fig Chutney Sandwich

on Farmhouse Bread
(Add Bacon – £2.95)


Red Pepper Hummus

& Chargrilled Veg Wrap – (ve)



Apricot Stuffing, Cranberry Sauce & Rocket Wrap


Beef Brisket Open Wrap
Horseradish Coleslaw, Spinach & Baby Gem


Toasted Turkey BLT
Turkey, Bacon, Rocket, Tomato & Chilli Mayo in Toasted Bloomer


Kooky Festive

Christmas Platter for 2

Beef Brisket en croute with a Horseradish cream
Pigs in Blankets
Festive Sausage Rolls
Breaded Brie with Fig Chutney
Tortilla Chips and Dip


Veggie Christmas Platter for 2

Nut Roast en croute with a Horseradish cream
Braised Red Cabbage
Mushroom & Spinach Wellington
Breaded Brie with Fig Chutney
Tortilla Chips and Dip


Baked Camembert for 2
Garlic & Rosemary Toast, Paprika Twist, Onion Marmalade


Festive Brioche
Turkey, Stuffing, Braised Red Cabbage & Gravy, Pigs in Blanket in a Brioche Bun


Festive Sausage Roll
with a Brown Sauce Chutney Dip


Served Thursday – Sunday from midday

Kooky Kids

Selection of Kids Sandwiches
Ham, Cheese or Jam


Meal Deal
Kids Sandwich, Radnor Fruit Drink, Crisps or Yoyo


Available every day until Christmas Eve – £3.25 per child

ve – vegan // gf – gluten free // gfo – gluten free option // v – vegetarian // veo – vegan option // n – nuts

All dietaries will be catered for where possible with alternative options being offered – please speak to one of our team members.

Pastries & Cakes

We have a wide range of pastries and cakes and these change daily, so come and find us to try them out. 



High quality Italian gelato Vanilla, Chocolate, Salted Caramel and Pistachio Gelato



Naturally dairy-free and vegan-friendly, our lush sorbets are fruitier than a punnet of strawberries in a mango grove.

Mango or Strawberry Flavours


Frozen Yogurt

Low-fat 100% bio organic Frozen Yoghurt! It’s also lower in fat and contains good-for-your-gut bacteria too.

Natural or Forest Fruits Flavours


Hot Drinks


£1.90 / £2.10



Single Origin Guest


£2.00 / £2.20
Flat White








Hot Chocolate


Kids Hot Chocolate


Chai Latte


Breakfast Tea


Herbal Tea


Locally roasted at Coffee World – made with 100% Fairtrade coffee beans

Syrups for hot and cold coffees are Vanilla, Caramel and Hazelnut

Milk alternatives are available
We will always try to accomodate your needs – please ask!

Cold Drinks

Iced Coffee
Vanilla, Caramel and Hazelnut Syrup flavours


Peached Iced Tea


Selection of Cold Drinks – Please see the fridge

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42 High Street Royston, Herts, SG8 9AG

Opening Hours

Temporary during Covid-19

Monday - Sunday 08:30 - 16:30 (Hot Food served Fri - Sun until 14:00)

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